Sunday, October 11, 2009

Mauve Antarctica

Hello blog ones.

The title of my blog is a song composed by Thomas Newman(the greatest movie composer our world has ever known). All a matter of opinion of course. I am playing Thomas Newman today because it is cold and rainy outside and I am drinking Creme Brule Coffee. If you are smart enough to start listening to Thomas Newman you will understand why I put that combination together. hint hint.

Well let's start with last weekend.

Last weekend Mom, Bubby and I went to Jackson, Mississippi. Dad couldnt go cuz he actually cares about his job. psht. A family friend was getting married, and as a plus our aunt and uncle Patti and Charles live there. (Moms brother and wife)

Jackson Mississippi is my favorite place to be in the whole world. The weather is always nice, and it usually rains when we are there, which is my favorite weather. We have spent every thanksgiving for the past bagillion years at their home and it seems like it gets better every year. They have a huge beautiful warm home to make us comfortable with the cold rainy weather. Every morning begins the same. I am usually the last to wake up but this year it will not be the case since I am all disciplined and crap. I wake up to the smell of Patti's sausage pinwheels and coffee and various other breakfasts she makes. There is always an option of pumpkin muffins, biscuits, bacon, and all that good mess. After breakfast I MIGHT take a shower but chances are slim. We all join together in the living room for a full day of football, endless cups of coffee and chex mix, books, and Lord of the Rings movies. this routine repeats for each day. On thanksgiving day we eat our usual meal and depending on the year we watch the A&M and UT game. Uncle Charles and Bubby will spend their time screaming at the screen, mom and patti will be reading a book. cousin lindsey and I will spectacte the hilarity and Dad will pretend to know what hes doing by repeating everything Jonathan and Charles say, in LENGTH, mind you.
JONATHAN: "WHAT A CRAP CALL!"
CHARLES: "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?!"
BOB: "YEAH HOW STUPID! THAT DUMB REFEREE NEEDS TO GO HOME...WHAT A PIECE OF...YEAH...zzzzzzzzz"
and by this time some team will have already made another down and the situation that charles and bubby were so offended by will have passed 15 minutes ago. This to me makes the whole game.

On thanksgiving night the daddys and the children go to a movie. the kids are now all in our 20's but it probably wont stop us from seeing the new Jim Carrey christmas carol, which by my guess will be a total waste of time.

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This weekend I came home again. Cant seem to stay in Abilene for a weekend. i wonder why that is?....i came home this time so my matronly mother could hem my choir dress. it was an entire foot too long. Thank you genetics.

The Lord is really challenging me right now and it is absolutely NO FUN. good thing i realize now that it's not supposed to be. ugh, whatever Lord. Fine I'll sit here and wait for you to reveal whatever the crap you feel like you need to.

I have to leave home early to drive back to Abilene in time for my 6pm shift at Outback. I neeeeed strrrrreeeeeength cuz callie no like that place.

alright everyone, have a wonderful sunday!

Here is a pic with friends Hannah Anderson(also 3rd cousin on daddys side) and Elizabeth Fike from first year in Abilene.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

As the Mountains surround Jerusalem, so the Lord surrounds his People

Hellooooooo everybody. Hope you are having a wonderful day and it's not hot as balls where you are like it is in Abilene right now. Sorry, hot as "berrs".

The title of my blog is from a song I love to sing at chapel. its from psalms. i love you king david, you crazy freak.

Anyways, I dont even remember when I wrote last.

Tuesday was a good day, it was pretty easy besides having to deal with my GOD AWFUL bible class. WHY is it at ACU that they hire terrible teachers?!

I took alot of naps on tuesday, it was glorious. Then Tuesday night I had my friend David over for dinner and I made poppy seed chicken and it was a smashing success.

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Right now i'm in that awful bible class and I am running out of websites to surf while i'm purposefully NOT paying attention.

Anyways I'm kind of drawing a blank.

I was reassured yesterday that God is faithul and they were NOT joking when they wrote that his mercies are new every morning.

Later haters.

Oh, and here is my random photo for the day; this is something I'll do for every blog. This is my friend Michael and my best fwend Emily.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Catface Meowmers

Helloooooo Everybodyyyyy!

I deleted my other posts because when I read them I annoyed myself. Time for a fresh new start.

To all of you who are new to my blogs.....Hello. We all have a little stalker within us, who like to snoop in on people's every day lives without them knowing, so now is your chance. If you're REALLY into that, Facebook is perfect for you, especially you older folk ;-).

Now to explain the title and description of my blog.
1. "Berrs"- this is how an asian would say the word "balls". Balls is my favorite word in the English language. Combined with my love for how asians pronounce "l"'s, this is what you get. techinically it would be "barrs" but its not as funny. bubby and i like to replace it with random words in music and poems. example:
"i'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here are my berrs"

2. Hope Faith Life Love-self explanatory

3. Hydrocodone-ONLY THE GREATEST THING EVER. i could pop those suckers like candy if my conscience would let me.

4. Maury Washington-the man who saved my life and made me hott. there was this one time that i gained a buncha weight, and Bubby and I hired this man to kick our asses 3 times a week. He is the greatest. Sadly I no longer have him cuz I moved and I'm broke.

Anyways.
I went home over the weekend and I bought a cat. Or, mom and dad bought a cat, rather. A common trend when there is a void or setback in a friendship or relationship is that I purchase a cat and it heals me every time. So far the number is at 2 and I hope to Jeebus it stays that low. The first one is Izzy who lives at home with our dog Baby Fart and the ear bitten cat Pisshead whom Bubby has so affectionately renamed "Van Gogh".
This time around I decided to bring my new adpoption to Abilene. Her name is Catface Meowmers, I've decided to call her Meowmers for short. The Massey Family have a past of having basically crappy cats. Izzy is super sweet but she's not a lap cat. The Lord has blessed me with Meowmers because SHE IS A LAP CAT praise God. She is more of a face/neck cat actually. My nightly routine I crawl in bed and set the laptop on my lap and she likes to sit underneath my chin and try to type with me. When I get ready in the mornings she sits on my shoulders and rubs on my face. When she is not being a sweetheart she is A COMPLETE PSYCHO. She sprints across the room and claws at everything imaginable and it drives me crazy. So, my next purchase will be a sedative I can put in her food which will hopefully calm her down.

Anywaaaaays.

For those of you that don't know, I went back to being a music major and I am pretty much kicking everyones butt in most classes. thank you thank you. I have the highest grade in Theory, Piano, and Ear-Training. Yesterday I set an all time record in a music theory keyboard test, playing 5ths in 4 seconds and we had to do it in 30. if that was all greek to you, just ignore it. anyways, so yay me, and thank you to my loving Jesus who talked me into going back to music.

Sunday night I had my first experience with Lifegroup which is a group of college students from the Southern Hills Church of Christ that meet to eat, chat, and sing and occasionally talk about Jesus but this particular night all we did was sing and it was AWESOME. i am not particularly a fan of So. Hills on sunday mornings and wed nights, but i guess i'll give it some more shots.

Monday was an easy day. I went to class, made spaghetti for my friend Grant who just got done taking the LSAT, then I played with Meowmers for most of the free time.

Still praying that I can find that tree that grows money.

Here are some pictures of my Catface for your viewing pleasure:


I'll post about my day today, tomorrow. Later!