Catface Meowmers

Helloooooo Everybodyyyyy!

I deleted my other posts because when I read them I annoyed myself. Time for a fresh new start.

To all of you who are new to my blogs.....Hello. We all have a little stalker within us, who like to snoop in on people's every day lives without them knowing, so now is your chance. If you're REALLY into that, Facebook is perfect for you, especially you older folk ;-).

Now to explain the title and description of my blog.
1. "Berrs"- this is how an asian would say the word "balls". Balls is my favorite word in the English language. Combined with my love for how asians pronounce "l"'s, this is what you get. techinically it would be "barrs" but its not as funny. bubby and i like to replace it with random words in music and poems. example:
"i'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here are my berrs"

2. Hope Faith Life Love-self explanatory

3. Hydrocodone-ONLY THE GREATEST THING EVER. i could pop those suckers like candy if my conscience would let me.

4. Maury Washington-the man who saved my life and made me hott. there was this one time that i gained a buncha weight, and Bubby and I hired this man to kick our asses 3 times a week. He is the greatest. Sadly I no longer have him cuz I moved and I'm broke.

Anyways.
I went home over the weekend and I bought a cat. Or, mom and dad bought a cat, rather. A common trend when there is a void or setback in a friendship or relationship is that I purchase a cat and it heals me every time. So far the number is at 2 and I hope to Jeebus it stays that low. The first one is Izzy who lives at home with our dog Baby Fart and the ear bitten cat Pisshead whom Bubby has so affectionately renamed "Van Gogh".
This time around I decided to bring my new adpoption to Abilene. Her name is Catface Meowmers, I've decided to call her Meowmers for short. The Massey Family have a past of having basically crappy cats. Izzy is super sweet but she's not a lap cat. The Lord has blessed me with Meowmers because SHE IS A LAP CAT praise God. She is more of a face/neck cat actually. My nightly routine I crawl in bed and set the laptop on my lap and she likes to sit underneath my chin and try to type with me. When I get ready in the mornings she sits on my shoulders and rubs on my face. When she is not being a sweetheart she is A COMPLETE PSYCHO. She sprints across the room and claws at everything imaginable and it drives me crazy. So, my next purchase will be a sedative I can put in her food which will hopefully calm her down.

Anywaaaaays.

For those of you that don't know, I went back to being a music major and I am pretty much kicking everyones butt in most classes. thank you thank you. I have the highest grade in Theory, Piano, and Ear-Training. Yesterday I set an all time record in a music theory keyboard test, playing 5ths in 4 seconds and we had to do it in 30. if that was all greek to you, just ignore it. anyways, so yay me, and thank you to my loving Jesus who talked me into going back to music.

Sunday night I had my first experience with Lifegroup which is a group of college students from the Southern Hills Church of Christ that meet to eat, chat, and sing and occasionally talk about Jesus but this particular night all we did was sing and it was AWESOME. i am not particularly a fan of So. Hills on sunday mornings and wed nights, but i guess i'll give it some more shots.

Monday was an easy day. I went to class, made spaghetti for my friend Grant who just got done taking the LSAT, then I played with Meowmers for most of the free time.

Still praying that I can find that tree that grows money.

Here are some pictures of my Catface for your viewing pleasure:


I'll post about my day today, tomorrow. Later!